So, Lauren set me up this blog and i haven't touched it yet because i've been waiting for a blogworthy tale, and lemme tell ya, I've got one! I was at work last week, in the adorable Mud Lake Market. Jayci and I were standing behind the registers when creepy big-belly man walked into the store. I could already tell that an awkward situation was about to revealed. The awful conversation went as follows:
Creepy big-belly man: Do you guys sell any dry ice, we need some to make root beer for a convention we're having across the road at the fairgrounds.
Paige: Nope, sorry. But if you find some, you should bring the root beer back over here for us. (flashed him a winning checker-girl-at-your-local-grocery-store smile)
Jayci: (drooling. . . over the root beer, not the man )
Creepy big-belly man: Just come over and get some.
Paige: Well what kind of convention is it anyway.
Jayci: (still drooling... by this time i wasn't quite sure it was over the though of home-made root beer or if balding men in their 60's turn her on)
Creepy big-belly man: It's a trapper convention.
Paige: Oh I see. Does that mean i have to wear my coon skin cap to get in?
Creepy big-belly man: No, we would prefer fur bikinis.
Awkward silence.........
Paige: (I tried to suavely take control of this horryfing conversation) I'll have to see if I can dig it out of my dresser.
Jayci: (She'd stopped drooling by now, and I could see a clever comment formulating) Geez, I haven't worn that thing in years.
Creepy big-belly man: So your telling me it might be a little small. That's okay we get to judge the outfits. I'm sure it'll work just fine.
Awkward silence...............
After these horrifying last words from the creepy man, Jayci and I told the man to have a good day, and to get the heck out of Mudlake! (well, not really, but we sure should have. We don't need any more creepers running around. I mean, we already have too many peop.....wait, Oh no!
Paige: Jayci! Come back! That fur bikini really is a little too small!!!!!!!
this story is 100% true! Just ask Jayci. ;)
